Convict Curry recipe
To feed four
7 x economy chicken quarters (‘There’s always someone what won’t want two.’)
4 x onions.
1 x jar of curry paste, ‘whatever sort they’ve got’.
2 x ‘cheap and cheering’ tins of tomatoes - Aldi, Sainsbury’s or Tesco.
Mushrooms, sweetcorn, ‘anything like that’.
Fry the onions and the jar of curry paste together ‘until you feel satisfied’. Throw in your two tins of tomatoes, mushrooms, sweetcorn and chicken. Rinse out the curry jar and add the water, sprinkle in the mixed spice and cumin, stir, bring to a splattering boil and simmer for two and a half hours.
And thanks so much for your recipe, Vy..! You’re the first..!!”